Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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