Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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