Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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