Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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