Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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