Can Purell be used as lube?
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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