I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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