Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just want to make out with him forever
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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