had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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