As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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