There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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