Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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