if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
