Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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