You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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