Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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