Christians are straight up FREAKS
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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