He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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