thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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