Dual....:-)
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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