well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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