And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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