My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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