BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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