I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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