So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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