can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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