I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I DEMAND FORESKIN
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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