Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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