Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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