they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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