belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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