Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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