idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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