If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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