I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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