Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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