I can tuck mytits in my pants
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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