so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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