Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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