The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
