Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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