the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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