The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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