Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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