I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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