Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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