Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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