Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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