Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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