adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I need a beard to bite.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
